Isildur1 wins 1.8m in October – Tries out H.O.R.S.E [2015-11-03]

Hello. You are visiting Isildur1.se, and I’d like to welcome you.

First of all, let me take just a moment to thank you, for allowing me back into your homes, if this is your first time with us, let me extand a personal invitation for you to drag out your PokerStars clients, and rail along with us each week.

Let’s go over to the PokerStars client here, and let’s get started.

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I believe, I believe, everyday is a good day when you rail Isildur1.

I believe, I believe, it will bring a lot of good thoughts to your heart.

I believe, I believe, everyday is a good day when you rail Viktor Blom.

I believe, I believe, it will bring a lot of good thoughts to your heart.

Lets watch Viktor crush PLO, lets watch Viktor crush 2-7 Triple Draw, there are no limits here, you start out I believe in here:

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Viktor can almost play with anyone, all he has to do is outplay them, there are no limits here, you start out, I believe in here:

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This is your world, your the creator, find freedom on this table.

Believe that you can do it, cause you can do it.

Give it a little touch, give it a little push, make love to the table.

Harass it, very gentle. You can go on and on and on and on, back and forth, back and forth, hand after hand after hand.

This is your world, your the creator, find freedom on this table.

Believe that you can do it, cause you can do it.

Relax, let it flow, think like water, relax, let it flow, you can go on and on and on, Isildur1 doesnt make mistakes, he just have happy accidents, he can do anything that he wants to do,  total power.

you’re gonna battle, you’re gonna fight
win or lose, you’re gonna be alright
regardless of the scoreboard
you can do anything you work for

do it for us
do it for one another
do it for yourself
and do it for your mother

regardless of the scoreboard

regardless of the scoreboard

i’m not gonna lie, he had u in the first half
you started slow but you’re always gonna finish fast

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it’s gonna be hard, it’s gonna be tough
if you fall down, just get up

and no matter what you’re going through
Isildur1.se are there to help you

with all the hard work you put in
you might go out with this win

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you’re gonna battle, you’re gonna fight
win or lose, you’re gonna be alright
regardless of the scoreboard
you can do anything you work for

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do it for us
do it for one another
do it for yourself
and do it for your mother

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regardless of the scoreboard

regardless of the scoreboard

Well, I was just strolling around PokerStars,
And all of a sudden
I was just minding my own business.

BAM!
Isildur1 playing H.O.R.S.E!
FOOM!
The fire was everywhere!
FOOM FOOM!
Blowin’ up, made a big loud noise like
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

I was like – OH!
Losing pot after pot
SHEWW!
A little spark jumped up and I was like
WHOA!
Totally out of the blue.
H.O.R.S.E hits you hard bro.

(The time and place, you’ll never know –
H.O.R.S.E hits you hard, bro.)

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I still feel kinda shaken up
Kinda crazy right now.
Viktor’s still stuck in there.
His table is still hot.

They’re gonna shut his internet off
Get Viktor out of there.
Hopefully get his insurance card,
So I can get my client fixed.

BAM!
Isildur1 playing H.O.R.S.E!
FOOM!
The fire was everywhere!
FOOM FOOM!
Blowin’ up, made a big loud noise like
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

I was like – OH!
Losing pot after pot
SHEWW!
A little spark jumped up and I was like
WHOA!
Totally out of the blue.
H.O.R.S.E hits you hard bro.

If you believe in yourself you will learn how to play H.O.R.S.E
If you don’t, you just keep practicing
Viktor! You will get the hang of it – I know it!
You will get better and better – I know it!
If you keep practicing, you can get better and better as you do it

I feel – I feel – I feel happy of myself
I feel happy of myself
Happy of myself
-Give him some thumbs up

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Thumbs up, everybody, for Viktor Blom!
Thumbs up, everybody, for Isildur1!
You will get the hang of it – I know it!
You will get better and better – I know it!
If you keep practicing, you can get better and better as you do it

I’m on a drug called Viktor Blom
It’s not available, if you try it once you will die
Your face will melt off
And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body

You love to gamble?
What’s not to love?
The run I was on made durrrr and ilari look like
Droopy eyed armless children
That’s how I gamble
That’s how I gamble

I was bangin 4 tables open PLO, that’s how I roll – winning
I have one gear: GO – epic winning
Are you degen?
I’m de-winning
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

‘m a total frickin rock star from Sweden – winning
C’mon bro, I got tiger blood – winning
You borrow my brain and you’re like DUDE, can’t handle it
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

I’ve got a list — help me sort this
From the epic win to the desperately winless

sanIker – WINNING
Ben86 – WINNING
Start playing H.O.R.S.E without any practice – EPIC WINNING
Ike Haxton – WINNING
cumicon – WINNING
Playing  against a cheating Brian Hastings – WEAK

Swedish blood – WINNING
taktloss47 – WINNING
ilari – EPIC WINNING
Sauce123 – WINNING
Zugwat -WINNING
Losing against your own mother in golf, duh,  WINNING, WINNING

I was bangin 4 tables open PLO, that’s how I roll – winning
I have one gear: GO – epic winning
Are you degen?
I’m de-winning
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

‘m a total frickin rock star from the town of Ed – winning
C’mon bro, I got tiger blood – winning
You borrow my brain and you’re like DUDE, can’t handle it
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

 I Love Viktor Blom

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I Love every kind of Viktor Blom

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I just wanna hug all of them, but I cant, cant hug every Viktor Blom.

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Cant hug every Viktor Blom.

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So anyway, I am a Isildur1-lover, and I love to rail, im sorry im thinking about Isildur1 again, I really love Isildur1, im thinking about Viktor Blom, again, and again, and again and again. I think about how many times he loses a pot, and how he should win them. I think about how good he is, and his brains, and his skills and his luck. I just love him, and I want him to be on an upswing, and on a rainbow, and for him to win, and win, and win, and win.

 I Love Viktor Blom

I Love every kind of Viktor Blom

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I just wanna hug all of them, but I cant, cant hug every Viktor Blom.

Cant hug every Viktor Blom.

isildan

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